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hi this is where i post words i write sometimes. i might make edits after the original post date. why are you even here actually, stop.
originally posted on 2-10-25
legally annoying things
- when a bus is approaching a stop, run towards the stop, then drastically slow your pace just to walk past it
- bring nail clippers in public and when people are distracted, cut minor holes in their clothing
- gaslighting
- sorry my evil plans are still in the works
originally posted on 5-10-25
onions
A:"I don't like onions."
ME:"Don't you eat onion and cheese sandwiches?"
A:"That's different because it's sliced. I mean whole onions."
ME:"Well, that's fairly standard. I think onions have some thing in it that makes animals cry or something so humans are the only species that actually eat onions."
T:"I like onions. They stop stinging about halfway through."
ME:"You eat onions, raw, just like that?"
T:"Yeah. I peel the skin off first though; I'm not a psychopath."
am i missing something is this normal
originally posted on 7-10-25
teenagedisaster.neocities.org
this is also technically "my" "website" but it was made with my school email which has blocked neocities.
this reminds me of sober by tool mainly the lyric "i just want to start this over". no idea what it means in the context of the song but imo this line and several other lines are orgasmically relatable. orgasmic as in the song sounds good moving on ive recently begun reflecting on my personality overhauls. it pains me in a way to rediscover old friends' on social platforms as i realise theyve evolved from primary schooler to cool person with cool interests whilst the extent of my character development is loser to loser edgelord. look i dont even know where im going with this but hopefully oned day ill GROUW UP!!1!1 and finally be able to comprehend my thoughts and my existence.
originally posted on 13-1-26